I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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