its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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