Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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