I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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