how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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