their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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