i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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