Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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