So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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