i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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