thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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