I just pynch a tree in the face
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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