But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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