Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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