So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
You know, be my cock's hype man.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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