i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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