its not stalking. its research.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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