Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Are my feet made of real feet?
I need moral support for this bender
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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