No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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