Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Randomize
