Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
should my penis look like a turkey
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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