i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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