I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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