i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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