I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
we should paint friendship bongs
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