Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
you would pick up someone in the library
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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