So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Randomize
