Is it normal to miss your booty call?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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