I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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