we're blogging at a bar
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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