I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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