She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I had to cum in my sink.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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