Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
did i just pee glitter
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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