and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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