he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Randomize
