i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you win again, gameday.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Are we still banned from the library?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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