the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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