I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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