I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
