i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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