Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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