he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
