after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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