theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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