did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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