he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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