i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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