Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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