It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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