nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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