found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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