So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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