She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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